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The class of the league.
 The Definitive QB Chart of Our Generation
| TEAM |
Quaterback |
Arm |
Speed |
Ranking |
Comments |
| Indy |
Jack Trudeau |
8.75 |
5 |
12th |
Worst...QB...Ever. |
| Miami |
Dan Marino |
14 |
5 |
1st |
Dan the Man |
| Cleveland |
Bernie Kosar |
11.5 |
5 |
4th |
Very good |
| Denver |
John Elway |
13 |
7 |
3rd |
The Definitive Maniac of Our Time |
| Seattle |
Dave Kreig |
10.5 |
5 |
7th |
Gets it done, via good plays |
| Washington |
Doug Williams |
11 |
5 |
6th |
Over-rated. Does more running then throwing |
| Los Angeles |
Jay Schroeder |
10.3 |
5 |
9th |
Pretty crappy, but those plays are amazing |
| San Fran |
Joe Montana |
13 |
6 |
2nd |
Joe Cool, what else can you say? |
| Dallas |
Danny White |
10 |
5 |
10th |
Ugh. |
| New York |
Phil Simms |
11 |
5 |
5th |
Mr. Reliable |
| Chicago |
Jim McMahon |
9.75 |
5 |
11th |
Ugh, but hard to pick |
| Minnesota |
Tommy Kramer |
10.5 |
5 |
8th |
Sub-par sums it up |
The Definitive Kick Returner Chart of This Generation
| TEAM |
Kick Returner |
Max Speed |
Initial Speed |
GP/KR |
Comments |
| Indy |
Albert Bentley |
8 |
2 |
Hasn't got one |
Trash. A Generic Trashy Kick Returner (GTKR) |
| Miami |
James Pruitt |
8 |
2 |
Hasn't got one |
GTKR, but has inexplicably broken off some good returns |
| Cleveland |
Gerald McNeil |
10 |
4 |
9.40 (5 in 47) |
A scary maniac, the 2nd best KR |
| Denver |
Ken Bell |
8 |
3 |
51 (1 in 51) |
Slighty better then a GTKR, but is not scary. |
| Seattle |
BJ Edmonds |
9 |
4 |
45 (1 in 45) |
Over-rated, good speed but struggles |
| Washington |
Darrell Green |
8 |
4 |
Hasn't got one |
Basically the same a Edmonds: good speed, bad returns |
| Los Angeles |
Tim Brown |
8 |
3 |
16.67 (3 in 50) |
Sickeningly under-rated, easily the 3rd best |
| San Fran |
D. Crawford |
8 |
2 |
45 (1 in 45) |
A GTKR, his one was on a uber-short kick |
| Dallas |
Robert Lavette |
8 |
3 |
Hasn't got one |
Another GTKR |
| New York |
Phil McConkney |
8 |
2 |
Hasn't got one |
Yet another GTKR |
| Chicago |
Dennis (AKA Mike) Gentry |
10 |
4 |
5.30 (10 in 53) |
No, not a misprint. An insane maniac. Best by far |
| Minnesota |
Anthony Carter |
9 |
3 |
39 (1 in 39) |
Always capable of a return, he is very solid |
Tim Brown starting a return
Gentry taking it to the house, expect to see that alot
The Definitive Running Back Chart of Your Generation
| TEAM |
Running Back |
Max Speed |
Initial Speed |
Power |
10-Yard Dash |
Rank |
Comments |
| Indy |
Eric Dickerson |
10 |
4 |
48 |
1.73 sec |
2nd |
Amazing. Blazing speed and juking |
| Miami |
Rodney Hampton |
8 |
2 |
56 |
1.96 sec |
13th |
Trash-face. But Run 1 is powerful. |
| Cleveland |
Kevin Mack |
8 |
3 |
88 |
1.96 sec |
9th |
Popcorn. Lots and lots of it |
| Denver |
Tony Dorsett |
9 |
3 |
56 |
1.90 sec |
7th |
Solid back, capable of big plays |
| Seattle |
Curt Warner |
9 |
4 |
56 |
1.81 sec |
6th |
Very good. Must be respected. |
| Washington |
Something Smith |
8 |
4 |
56 |
1.96 sec |
11th |
Crap runner with 1 play |
| Los Angeles |
Bo Jackson |
11 |
3 |
80 |
1.65 sec |
1st |
The Most Feared Player in the Game |
| Los Angeles |
Marcus Allen |
9 |
4 |
48 |
1.81 sec |
5th |
Good back, who can really kill teams |
| San Fran |
Roger Craig |
9 |
2 |
64 |
1.90* sec |
10th |
If he had 2 plays he would be way higher |
| Dallas |
Hershal Walker |
9 |
4 |
80 |
1.81 sec |
3rd |
Don't let that 1.81 fool you, he is a maniac |
| New York |
Joe Morris |
9 |
3 |
64 |
1.90 sec |
8th |
Standard Running Back |
| Chicago |
Walter Payton |
10 |
4 |
56 |
1.77 sec |
4th |
Just not as big a maniac as you'd like |
| Minnesota |
Something Nelson |
8 |
3 |
64 |
1.96 sec |
12th |
Crap runner with 1 play |
* denotes that it is very hard to get a definitive time for these players. Not sure why, but it is.
 Only one person can come out of that pile alive. I will give you one guess who.
Kickers & Punters
The Definitive Kicker Chart of Some Generation
| TEAM |
Kicker |
Ability |
Approx. Max |
Ranking |
Comments |
| Indy |
Biasucci |
10 |
45-46 |
1st |
The Best Kicker in the Game |
| Miami |
Reveiz |
5 |
38 |
11th |
Super crap. 38 come on. |
| Cleveland |
Bahr |
8 |
42 |
5th |
Solid. |
| Denver |
Karlis |
7 |
41 |
8th |
A little below average |
| Seattle |
Johnson |
5 |
38 |
12th |
The Worst in the Game |
| Washington |
Atkinson |
6 |
40 |
10th |
A bad kicker. 40 doesn't cut it |
| Los Angeles |
Bahr |
8 |
42 |
6th |
Pretty standard. Not great, not bad |
| San Fran |
Werschin |
7 |
41 |
7th |
41 ain't great. |
| Dallas |
Ruzek |
9 |
44 |
4th |
Very good. Really helps Dallas |
| New York |
Allegre |
6 |
39-40 |
9th |
Turd. Really hurts the NYG |
| Chicago |
Butler |
10 |
45 |
2nd |
Extra Great. |
| Minnesota |
Nelson |
9 |
44 |
3rd |
Huge help to Minnesota |
The Definitive Punter Chart of a Generation
| TEAM |
Punter |
Ability |
Approx. Max |
Ranking |
Comments |
| Indy |
Stark |
13 |
71 |
2nd |
Awesome. Only Landetta beats him |
| Miami |
Roby |
13 |
71 |
3rd |
Very good, but with that O you don't need it |
| Cleveland |
Johnson |
11 |
65 |
6th |
Your standard punter. |
| Denver |
Horan |
6 |
55 |
12th |
The Worst. What a Whoran |
| Seattle |
Rodriguez |
7 |
55 |
11th |
Basically the same as Horan. Ugh. |
| Washington |
Cox |
12 |
71 |
4th |
Good thing he doesn't suck |
| Los Angeles |
Talley |
10 |
65 |
8th |
LA Punt? HA. |
| San Fran |
Runager |
12 |
71 |
5th |
Under-rated. Arguabley 2nd best |
| Dallas |
Saxon |
8 |
61 |
10th |
Crummy |
| New York |
Landetta |
14 |
76 |
1st |
Certified Monster. 76 yards!!?!? |
| Chicago |
Wagner |
9 |
61 |
9th |
Sub-par, but doesn't really hurt them |
| Minnesota |
Coleman |
11 |
65 |
7th |
Standard Punter. |
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