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Derek
Fav. Team New York Giants
Fav. Player LT
Hated Team

Washington

Arch Nemisis Team

Seattle

Hated Player Howie "New Jesus" Long / Denver's Run Blocker
Best At 4th Quater Comebacks
Worst At Crossing the line of scrimmage with the QB
Career Hi-Light 3 Tecmo Bowl Championship victories
Career Lo-Light Losing with the NYG for the 1st time
Record 299-268 (.527) 43-44
Top Team Other Then NYG SF 38-23 (.623)
Can't Get Enough Changing despite always saying "Never Change"
When Things Get Desperate Takes time out to take off his watch
Way To Able To Find stuff to complain about in an assured victory

Additional Info:

Has recently stopped wearing his watch entirely and this hasnt meant good things for his tecmo career.

Cam
Fav. Team New York Giants
Fav. Player Bo Jackson / John Elway
Hated Team The Minnesota Gays
Arch Nemisis Team

Cleveland

Hated Player Minnesota's Gay Hidden Blockers of Doom
Best At Decisive Quaterbacking
Worst At Crossing the line of scrimmage with the QB
Career Hi-Light Beating Derek when he had the NYG for the 1st time
Career Lo-Light Getting Gang Probed With the NYG 3 times in a row
Record 302-295 (.506) 48-40
Top Team Other Then NYG CHI 33-12 (.733)
Can't Get Enough Pretending you don't have to call run on defense, even though you do
When Things Get Desperate Switches from chair to floor
Way To Able To Just Win Baby...sure
 
Additional Info:  Thorougly enjoys playing with Minnesota in seasons, its gotten to the point where we cant have a season unless he gets minnesota, just refuses to play without them, ridiculous.
 
Kyle
Fav. Team Cleveland Browns
Fav. Player Mike Gentry
Hated Team Minnesota
Arch Nemisis Team

Miami

Hated Player Bo Jackson
Best At Kick Returns / Bionic Playpicks
Worst At Finishing the Job / Getting burned deep
Career Hi-Light Winning Tecmo Bowl IV with the NYG
Career Lo-Light Losing to Minnesota with the New York Freaking Giants
Record 72-110 (.396) 9-16
Top Team Other Then NYG CLE 20-12 (.625)
Can't Get Enough Assing It Up
When Things Get Desperate Attempts to summon the Tecmo Gods via Eye Rubbing
Way To Able To Everytime you on offense
 
Additional Info:
 
Gets burned deep all the time now and then complains about how he was there endlessly.  Even though everyone in he building knew the pass was going to be complete as soon as the QB threw it.
 
Also has an undying love of passing short and it is becoming easier and easier to cheat up for picks on him.

The Skills

CATERGORY CAM DEREK KYLE
QB AWARENESS 8 9 7
QB DECISIVNESS 9 7.5 6.5
DEKEING 8 10 6
DEKEABILTY 7 8.5 5
OFF. PLAY-CALLING 8 8.5 7
DEF. PLAY-CALLING 7 7 9
OVERALL OFFENSE 8 8.5 6.5
OVERALL DEFENSE 9 8 7
FG KICKING 9.5 8.5 6
PUNTING 8 7 8
KICK RETURNING 9 7.5 8
COMEBACK ABILITY 7 9 5.5
CLUTCHNESS 8 9.5 6
KNOWING WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERS 9 9 6
ASSING IT UP 4 5 10
COIN TOSSES 4.49 5.19 5.79
JUST WIN BABY 8 7.5 4

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